In case the quote is a bit confusing I should explain
It is about a girl from earth who transfers into a male body from another planet.
"Really?" It's going to be hard to make this look good. I'm a freaking frogman!
I whip off my shirt. Six-pack abs would compensate for a hairy,
flat-chest and webbed-feet. But this guy is a total Twinkie. Great. I'm a
Twinkie frogman. I run my hand through the hair on my head, and thank
God I've got some.