Monday, September 10, 2012

TT #28

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Blood Bath & Beyond
But I'd done what I could to warm the place up. I'd started with a welcome mat. It had a happy face on it and was bright and colorful. It didn't say "Welcome." It said "!!!WELCOME!!!"
I knew he wouldn't like it. I considered it more of an amusing test to see how open he was to change. He'd let me move in with him, but how flexible was he really willing to be?
It disappeared the day after I placed it by the front door. It was just--poof!--gone. When I imagined the shocked look on his face when he would have first seen it, a spot of wacky and whimsical color in his otherwise monochromatic world, I started to laugh hysterically.







 Easy
"Holy fuckburgers. Who was that hot guy?" Erin carefully maneuvered her daddy-furnished Volvo sedan around the people weaving drunkenly through the parking lot. "If I wasn't stone cold sober, I'd think he was a figment of my sex-starved imagination."



"He's staring at you. And I mean staring. That boy is undressing you with his eyes. Can you feel it?"








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37 comments:

  1. haha, I like the idea of buying a welcome mat to annoy someone and test boundaries XD. And that second book, 'Easy', well, it sounds like it's filled to the brim with sexual tension. And this Erin sounds like the hilarious best friend kind of character :D

    Thanks for stopping by my Teaser Tuesday!

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  2. Easy was such an amazing read! Hope you enjoy it cause I know I did:)

    here's our Teaser Tuesday
    Janhvi @ The Readdicts

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  3. Haha! I had a good ol' chuckle when I read these teasers - there's no better felling in the world.

    Thanks for sharing!

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    Renae @ Rolling with the Moments

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  4. Great teasers! Easy sounds like a hot read and Blood, Bath and Beyond sounds hilarious! I loved the first Immortality Bites book so I definitely need to catch up and get to this series.

    My teaser is here if you'd like a look :)

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  5. Haha!! Love the Rowen tease! Might have to get that one!

    Here's my Teaser

    Have a GREAT day!

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  6. Ah, Easy, Easy, Easy, how I loved you! ;) Your tease has made me want to read it all over again! Thanks, Honey! Blood Bath and Beyond sounds great too!
    Thanks for stopping by My TT!
    Happy Tuesday, Lovely! =D

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  7. Both of these sound great! The cover for Blood Bath and Beyond kinda threw me, but that teaser is hilarious. Going to have to add it to my TBR. And I've been wanting to read Easy FOREVER! Thanks for sharing! Here's my teasers. Happy Tuesday! :D

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  8. Interesting...
    So you are reading two books at once????

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  9. Easy was such a great read ~ hope you're loving it!! Nice teasers!

    ~Ali
    My TT

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  10. Great teasers! I loved Erin so so much! Thanks for sharing, Jennifer.

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  11. I've heard Easy is AMAZING!!! I'm loving that teaser, I'll have to check the book out :) Thanks for sharing!!

    Anna @ Literary Exploration

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  12. Two great teasers. The title of the first one is definitely clever, and the second one makes me wonder what the guy who's staring is going to do. Will he pursue her?
    My Teaser is from A COLLIE RESCUE.

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  13. nice teasers, lol, love that Welcome mat one, lol
    thanks for stopping by.
    Tuesday Teaser and Intros

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  14. Both of these books sounds pretty funny! Great teasers. Here's my TT!

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  15. I LOVED Easy!! Great teasers this week!
    <33 Doodle :)

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  16. the title for Book 1 and me snorting, yes snorting. And I LOVE that teaser from Easy. I mean relly, where does she come up with that stuff?

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  17. The first one had me laughing! : D
    My teaser: Little Women

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  18. Love the Easy teaser! I makes me want to check out the book. :)

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  19. LOL @ undressing you with his eyes! Easy sounds like a book ill def enjoy! Thanks for sharing!!
    - Farah @ MajiBookshelf

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  20. That quote from Blood, Bath and Beyond made me crack up!!!!

    And I LOVE Easy!

    Thanks for stopping by my TT on YA Sisterhood.

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  21. Thanks for stopping by my teaser! Great teasers! I especially love the one for Easy!

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  22. Love it!! I really need to read this book!! Awesome teaser!!

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  23. OMG, I forgot how freaking funny Erin was! Great teasers, even though I haven't read the first book yet :)

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  24. TOTALLY Loved Easy!!! Fabulous teaser.

    Valerie
    StuckInBooks.com

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  25. HA! I love both of these quotes, they made me smile and now I am intrigued!

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  26. A couple friends of mine on Goodreads told me how amazing Easy was! Also, Blood Bath and Beyond seems really fun! I definitely have to check both of these out. :)

    My TT

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  27. Awesome! I totally want to read both of these books!

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  28. Awesome teasers Jennifer, Easy sounds like a great read.

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  29. I loved Easy! Yet, I still don't understand why it's titled Easy! :)
    Great teaser!

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  30. Dying to read Easy. It looks so good. Thanks for sharing. Awesome teaser!

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  31. Bahaha I LOVE these teasers!! I seriously want a welcome mat like in blood bath and beyond now!! Thanks for sharing and stopping by!

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  32. Love Easy. Great teaser too. Erin cracked me up! Can't wait to see your review!

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  33. Haha, LOVE the teasers!!!!
    And what a fangtabulous blog you have!! SUPER Cool!! :D
    Aditi
    That Readioactive Book Blog

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  34. Blood Bath and Beyond sounds like a fun read. Love the teaser.

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  35. GAHHHH.....I just got my copy of Easy and am super excited to read it, especially after that teaser! LOL ;p "Holy fuckburgers....." DEFINITELY! XD Awesomesauce teasers! And thanks for stopping by My TT! 

    Sorry it took so long to reply! :)

    ~ Maida @ Literary Love Affair

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  36. OH MY GOSH. That "Easy" teaser is soooo good!!!! makes me want the book.

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