But
I'd done what I could to warm the place up. I'd started with a welcome
mat. It had a happy face on it and was bright and colorful. It didn't
say "Welcome." It said "!!!WELCOME!!!"
I knew he wouldn't like it. I considered it more of an amusing test to see how open he was to change. He'd let me move in with him, but how flexible was he really willing to be?
It disappeared the day after I placed it by the front door. It was just--poof!--gone. When I imagined the shocked look on his face when he would have first seen it, a spot of wacky and whimsical color in his otherwise monochromatic world, I started to laugh hysterically.
I knew he wouldn't like it. I considered it more of an amusing test to see how open he was to change. He'd let me move in with him, but how flexible was he really willing to be?
It disappeared the day after I placed it by the front door. It was just--poof!--gone. When I imagined the shocked look on his face when he would have first seen it, a spot of wacky and whimsical color in his otherwise monochromatic world, I started to laugh hysterically.
"Holy fuckburgers. Who was that hot guy?" Erin carefully maneuvered her daddy-furnished Volvo sedan around the people weaving drunkenly through the parking lot. "If I wasn't stone cold sober, I'd think he was a figment of my sex-starved imagination."
"He's staring at you. And I mean staring. That boy is undressing you with his eyes. Can you feel it?"
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haha, I like the idea of buying a welcome mat to annoy someone and test boundaries XD. And that second book, 'Easy', well, it sounds like it's filled to the brim with sexual tension. And this Erin sounds like the hilarious best friend kind of character :D
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Easy was such an amazing read! Hope you enjoy it cause I know I did:)
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Haha! I had a good ol' chuckle when I read these teasers - there's no better felling in the world.
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Great teasers! Easy sounds like a hot read and Blood, Bath and Beyond sounds hilarious! I loved the first Immortality Bites book so I definitely need to catch up and get to this series.
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Haha!! Love the Rowen tease! Might have to get that one!
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Ah, Easy, Easy, Easy, how I loved you! ;) Your tease has made me want to read it all over again! Thanks, Honey! Blood Bath and Beyond sounds great too!
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Both of these sound great! The cover for Blood Bath and Beyond kinda threw me, but that teaser is hilarious. Going to have to add it to my TBR. And I've been wanting to read Easy FOREVER! Thanks for sharing! Here's my teasers. Happy Tuesday! :D
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Easy was such a great read ~ hope you're loving it!! Nice teasers!
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Great teasers! I loved Erin so so much! Thanks for sharing, Jennifer.
ReplyDeleteI've heard Easy is AMAZING!!! I'm loving that teaser, I'll have to check the book out :) Thanks for sharing!!
ReplyDeleteAnna @ Literary Exploration
Two great teasers. The title of the first one is definitely clever, and the second one makes me wonder what the guy who's staring is going to do. Will he pursue her?
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nice teasers, lol, love that Welcome mat one, lol
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Both of these books sounds pretty funny! Great teasers. Here's my TT!
ReplyDeleteI LOVED Easy!! Great teasers this week!
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the title for Book 1 and me snorting, yes snorting. And I LOVE that teaser from Easy. I mean relly, where does she come up with that stuff?
ReplyDeleteThe first one had me laughing! : D
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Love the Easy teaser! I makes me want to check out the book. :)
ReplyDeleteLOL @ undressing you with his eyes! Easy sounds like a book ill def enjoy! Thanks for sharing!!
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That quote from Blood, Bath and Beyond made me crack up!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I LOVE Easy!
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Thanks for stopping by my teaser! Great teasers! I especially love the one for Easy!
ReplyDeleteLove it!! I really need to read this book!! Awesome teaser!!
ReplyDeleteOMG, I forgot how freaking funny Erin was! Great teasers, even though I haven't read the first book yet :)
ReplyDeleteTOTALLY Loved Easy!!! Fabulous teaser.
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HA! I love both of these quotes, they made me smile and now I am intrigued!
ReplyDeleteA couple friends of mine on Goodreads told me how amazing Easy was! Also, Blood Bath and Beyond seems really fun! I definitely have to check both of these out. :)
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Awesome teasers Jennifer, Easy sounds like a great read.
ReplyDeleteI loved Easy! Yet, I still don't understand why it's titled Easy! :)
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Dying to read Easy. It looks so good. Thanks for sharing. Awesome teaser!
ReplyDeleteBahaha I LOVE these teasers!! I seriously want a welcome mat like in blood bath and beyond now!! Thanks for sharing and stopping by!
ReplyDeleteLove Easy. Great teaser too. Erin cracked me up! Can't wait to see your review!
ReplyDeleteHaha, LOVE the teasers!!!!
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Blood Bath and Beyond sounds like a fun read. Love the teaser.
ReplyDeleteGAHHHH.....I just got my copy of Easy and am super excited to read it, especially after that teaser! LOL ;p "Holy fuckburgers....." DEFINITELY! XD Awesomesauce teasers! And thanks for stopping by My TT!
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LOVE them both!
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOSH. That "Easy" teaser is soooo good!!!! makes me want the book.
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